I love the WordPress feature that keeps track of the search engine terms that have led readers to our blogs. Some of them are obvious and you can definitely pinpoint the exact entries you’ve written that came up in the search (and hopefully assisted someone with their query)…but others are just plain entertaining! I have a habit of plugging in as many words as possible into search engines to narrow down the possible hits, so I can only imagine what someone on the receiving end might think of the weird stuff I come up with.
Here are a few of the search terms that have been logged on Flowery Prose within the past year, the ones that got me giggling the most. I really hope something I’ve posted helped these folks out, as well, but I’m not entirely convinced of that….
saskatoon berry alcohol shot
Yes, please.
hula hooping sitting on bed
I’m not that flexible…or creative. I might somehow throw out a hip.
what if I eat a spittle bug
No biggie, it’s three percent of your daily recommended intake of protein. And the spittle gives it a smooth mouthfeel.
prose soup
Is that like Alphagetti noodles? Do you add veggies? I might want that recipe.
prose on parenting
*looks to see if anyone has dropped off any kids at my house and left them there without my knowledge*
nose ill
I think this was supposed to be “Nose Hill,” one of my favourite places to walk in Calgary. I can’t say I’ve ever written a post about “nose ills,” but if there’s a call for it, I can definitely make something up oblige.
covering raised veggie bads (sic) at night
I’m glad I’m not the only one who had veggie bads this year – I can’t believe only three of my carrot seeds germinated out of an ENTIRE package. Maybe I would have had more success had I covered them at night. Things to note for next year.
same look like winter cress but not
Occasionally my hair gets this way before I put the anti-frizz cream in.
speak about flower
Ask my hubby; I do, ad nauseum. This may be a search term I’m actually qualified to write about. If not qualified, I can certainly babble endlessly about it. I have also been known to expound at length about flour, as well, but that’s another story….
Check your search terms: do you have any silly or unusual ones you’d like to share?
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