Yesterday, I reblogged a post of practical and useful gifts for gardeners – a “serious” list, if you will. Today’s list is slightly different.

Gifts for Gardeners (The Dare to Dream Version)

  1. Secateurs of Perpetual Sharpness.
  2. Deer that favour dining on the Weed du Jour instead of precious cultivated plants.
  3. Banana plants hardy to Canadian hardiness zone 2.
  4. 100 percent germination of (desirable) seeds.
  5. An “undo” button for early autumn or late spring frosts.
  6. An instant pumpkin ripener. (Bonus points if it works on tomatoes, as well.)
  7. A dimension to banish red lily beetles/slugs/aphids into.
  8. A trowel finder. (Seriously, can someone please invent this? GPS tracking technology or something?)
  9. An always-accurate plant ID app.
  10. One-size-fits-all-gardens instant pop-up hail protection devices.

Join in on the fun! What “dare to dream” gardening gifts would you love to give or receive?

(Banana plant photo courtesy Pexels Free Images)


6 responses to “Gift ideas for gardeners (the dare to dream version).”

  1. Cynthia Reyes Avatar

    What a hoot! I would like even one of my blue poppy seeds to germinate and bear a flower.

  2. Laurie Graves Avatar

    As the old Maine farmers would have said, Yessah, by God!

  3. Cathy Avatar

    What fun! Love the idea of the banana plants! Yes, a trowel finder… whistle and it flies into your hand automatically! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    Also, a 3-pronged digger that pushes the prongs into the dirt by itself. Hand/wrist tendinitis is not fun.

  5. tonytomeo Avatar

    I want white paint for red roses!

  6. Sheryl @ Flowery Prose Avatar

    Reblogged this on Flowery Prose and commented:

    Yes, it’s a repeat from last year – but I thought everyone could use a good chuckle! What would you add to this list?

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