Garden horror.

Procrastination is totally a good thing.  You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

                             ~Some random Internet meme I found while procrastinating on social media.  

Shhh….don’t tell anyone…I’m supposed to be working on an article due in a couple of days.

But I’m thinking about Garden Horror instead.  (See yesterday’s post if you are blinking at the screen and thinking I’ve finally totally lost it).

So, ahem, I thought of a few titles for as-yet-unwritten Garden Horror novels (which also ties into yesterday’s post – please do go check it out if you haven’t already).  Of course, these may sound eerily (see what I did there?) familiar to some of you:

The Slug Also Rises

Apocalypse Bough

Close Encounters of the Larval Kind 

The Drawing of the Tree 

The Turn of the Yew

The Tell-Tale Bark

The Call of Kudzu 

Okay, I must be getting back to work…the ball’s in your court.  What Garden Horror titles can you add to my list?  Make me laugh – the article I’m at this very moment feverishly churning out at a breathtaking rate of speed is about plant propagation, and we all know how very unfunny that topic is.  

32 thoughts on “Garden horror.

  1. Too funny! My favorite is “The Slug Also Rises” Certainly the story at the little house in the big woods.

  2. LOL! Okay, I’m going to give this a go. How about these… Plant Cemetary, War of the Weeds, The Phantom of the Compost Heap, Return of the Thistles… Okay, not brilliant, but here is something guaranteed to make you smile, and vaguely connected to your article too, so you can watch without feeling guilty! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0cEi8smmG7k

  3. My funny bone has been properly tickled here. Loved the video that Cathy popped into her comment as well. I can think of nothing at this moment as I’m not properly awake yet. Yours are brilliant! 🙂

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